vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

vaginal-erection:

do-i-wanna-know:

what the fuck is this though seriously

a good fucking time thats what

Men categorize women in one of four ways.
turian-butts:

huggie

ummmm

turian-butts:

huggie

ummmm

want

want

lokis-army-at-221b:

we are the future

screentalker:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know about Edward Mordrake, the man born with an extra face on the back of his head. (Source)

WTF Moment of the Day

screentalker:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know about Edward Mordrake, the man born with an extra face on the back of his head. (Source)

WTF Moment of the Day

antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

consultingsonic:

hallsofthenephilim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man.

I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged
It is looking super happy to be cuddled 


But his eye is like “omfg steve’s touching me I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THS”

miss him

consultingsonic:

hallsofthenephilim:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

dr-archeville:

You are missed, you compassionate, ridiculous, wonderful man.

I can’t get over how cute that croc there looks as it gets hugged

It is looking super happy to be cuddled 

But his eye is like “omfg steve’s touching me I WAITED MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR THS”

miss him

frozendiskord:

What’s with all the magic sparkles?

Magic sparkles are cool as fuck.

igloocunt:

gritsinmisery:

timelady-of-221b:

THERe ARE CHILDREN ON HERE

For the love of all that is holy, TAG YOUR PORN.

My fucking mind! Put that porn away